You have to be perfect.
You can’t just be a good girl, because, gosh, that’s boring. You can’t be a bad girl either, because no one likes a bitch. So you know, be interesting… Be a JLaw! Well, kinda like JLaw. With more tact. There are some things you just can’t say because, duh, you’re a lady. So act like one! But not a prude, okay? Because that’s annoying. So be open. But not a slut. Not like Miley Cyrus. That’s a slut, not the type of wreck you should be. How shameful. In fact, you can’t be a wreck at any point in your life. Get it together. Always have it together! You have to be a strong girl. But not too strong; girls who come on strong aren’t very charming. You wanna be charming, because that’s a great plus for getting boys. Of course, you’d wanna get boys. You’d be with a boy, get married, and have kids, right? Because that’s what every girl wants. Well, the normal girls anyway. And oh, a successful career would be great, too, if you can manage it.
Basically, you just have to be perfectly imperfect—which really means BE PERFECT. Or you know, keep trying to be. I’m not saying it’s impossible, I’m just saying you’ll always be trying… Forever and ever trying. And if you feel like a failure, #sorrynotsorry, that’s not anyone’s fault but yours. So just try and try.